Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner peace" is to finish all the things you have started but not finished. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of vodka, a package of pringles, the remainder of a prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how peaceful I feel right now!