A baron should have a castle, not a whole friggin' palace.
Hmm. Good plan, Ajax. I'll work on that.
We're not gonna be swimmin' in the moat, are we? 'Cause I heard those can be kinda nasty....
Mine's chlorinated. Don't worry about it.
We'll throw all the libs. in the moat.
Hmm. We can do that, too. Just remind me to haul out the barrels of arsenic I keep in the dungeon and we'll have the grunts drain and refill the moat with them.
Not arsenic, lye. That way they're won't be any evidence left behind for the police to find.
Do you think the police have any jurisdiction in my barony?
Still, not having evidence would be a good thing.
Somebody might call the FBI or something.
I'm thinking they're not welcome at the party, either!
Hell no!
Ajax, why do you think the castle has high walls and moat in the first place?
I think we should make a sign, "No Spooks Allowed" and post it on the door.
"No Spooks, G-Men, Feds, or Revenuers Permitted."
I like it.
"Progressives will be shot on sight and deposited in the moat."
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A baron should have a castle, not a whole friggin' palace.
ReplyDeleteHmm. Good plan, Ajax. I'll work on that.
ReplyDeleteWe're not gonna be swimmin' in the moat, are we? 'Cause I heard those can be kinda nasty....
ReplyDeleteMine's chlorinated. Don't worry about it.
ReplyDeleteWe'll throw all the libs. in the moat.
ReplyDeleteHmm. We can do that, too. Just remind me to haul out the barrels of arsenic I keep in the dungeon and we'll have the grunts drain and refill the moat with them.
ReplyDeleteNot arsenic, lye. That way they're won't be any evidence left behind for the police to find.
ReplyDeleteDo you think the police have any jurisdiction in my barony?
ReplyDeleteStill, not having evidence would be a good thing.
ReplyDeleteSomebody might call the FBI or something.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking they're not welcome at the party, either!
ReplyDeleteHell no!
ReplyDeleteAjax, why do you think the castle has high walls and moat in the first place?
ReplyDeleteI think we should make a sign, "No Spooks Allowed" and post it on the door.
ReplyDelete"No Spooks, G-Men, Feds, or Revenuers Permitted."
ReplyDeleteI like it.
ReplyDelete"Progressives will be shot on sight and deposited in the moat."
ReplyDeletehttp://zebaron.multiply.com/journal/item/231/POOL_PARTY_2008
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