Why do you even bother washing towels? By definition, when you finish bathing you're the cleanest thing in the house, so how can towels even get durty?
Oh, there are many ways. They get left in a pile while they're wet- they get left outside by the pool. The dog uses them for a sleeping mat. Then there's boy funk....
The boy can be manipulated. Threaten to take away his phone or his truck and he'll do almost anything. I can threaten to shoot the dog and it does no good.
LOl I dont like to own alot of clothes and towels. Maybe that sounds strange but its then clothes everywhere, clothers and towels to wash and take care of!!!
No, I understand the missing socks. According to a guy in my sophomore class in high school, they get spun off into a parallel universe. Yes, there is a parallel sock universe of unmatched socks!
Snakes? SOME snakes are good and helpful to us. I like the cockroach idea much better. Scuttling around in the dark and you turn the lights on and *poof*, nary a roach...only with Congress, it's the truth that disappears.
I think you're right. At least some snakes eat mice! (And other snakes!) I haven't found a good use for a cockroach yet (except to run off unwanted guests!)
Oh, we do that in just a couple of days. I totally understand! I'll do laundry at your house. I'll even clean windows if you have a sturdy ladder!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Towels happen!
ReplyDeleteYou're hired!
ReplyDeleteGood deal. So, um, if I'm hired, who's gonna take care of Art and the kids?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you even bother washing towels? By definition, when you finish bathing you're the cleanest thing in the house, so how can towels even get durty?
ReplyDeleteOh, there are many ways. They get left in a pile while they're wet- they get left outside by the pool. The dog uses them for a sleeping mat. Then there's boy funk....
ReplyDeleteEgads. Boy funk.... *shudders*
ReplyDeleteI don't know which is worse- boy funk or dog stink.
ReplyDeleteBoys are easier to wash than dogs.
ReplyDeleteBoth are near-impossible in this house. The dog bites and the boy is taller and weighs more than I do!
ReplyDeleteLock 'em outside in the rain.
ReplyDeleteThe boy can be manipulated. Threaten to take away his phone or his truck and he'll do almost anything. I can threaten to shoot the dog and it does no good.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why I said that boys are easier to wash.
ReplyDeleteWell then, it seems you're right!
ReplyDeleteThat's why he bites.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of.....I SO need to do laundry!
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm off work today waiting for the repairman to show up to fix our dryer.
ReplyDeleteHaving a pool will do that...I wish I had 4 loads (due to pool use) haha.
ReplyDeleteLOl I dont like to own alot of clothes and towels.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that sounds strange but its
then clothes everywhere, clothers and towels to
wash and take care of!!!
Holy smokes thats a lot of towels. Though you do have a swimming pool so that will increase the towel usage. :)
ReplyDeleteI have ChiChi...so always a lot of towels.
ReplyDeletehahaha one of the seven mysteries of the world !
ReplyDeleteThat and the missing socks.
ReplyDeleteNo, I understand the missing socks. According to a guy in my sophomore class in high school, they get spun off into a parallel universe. Yes, there is a parallel sock universe of unmatched socks!
ReplyDeleteUm, can I go there? Oh, wait. I'd rather just go to Oz and talk to Tick Tock and the Cowardly Lion and the Tin Man... and meet Glinda, of course.
ReplyDeleteBring me a flying monkey. I always wanted to beat the traffic in the mornings!
ReplyDeleteCan flying monkeys be trained?
ReplyDeleteI don't know- but I think they can be bribed!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm.... would that be legal? Wouldn't the ASPCA have something to say about that? Or would one get the idea to run for office?
ReplyDeleteHmm... we just won't tell PETA... I think we can handle the SPCA, as long as they have water and shade.
ReplyDeletePETA.... I forgot about those nitwits. What about the monkeys getting the idea to run for office?
ReplyDeleteAnd how many flying monkeys in a room full of typewriters (or word processors) would it take to write the Great American Novel?
We already have enough monkeys in office now. They'd have too much competition- I wouldn't worry about that.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if monkeys can write a book. Wait- I bet they can. I've sure read enough books that sounded like they were written by monkeys!
That's true...although I think that the ones in office are an insult to monkeys. Cockroaches maybe? (Take a can of RAID to Congress. lol!)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure monkeys can write books. I KNOW I've read a few written by monkeys.
I'm not sure about cockroaches- but definitely snakes!
ReplyDeleteSnakes? SOME snakes are good and helpful to us. I like the cockroach idea much better. Scuttling around in the dark and you turn the lights on and *poof*, nary a roach...only with Congress, it's the truth that disappears.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right. At least some snakes eat mice! (And other snakes!) I haven't found a good use for a cockroach yet (except to run off unwanted guests!)
ReplyDeleteYou know, the last house we lived in had roaches and they didn't even run off the unwanted guests.
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