I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been In Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven.....I've made several trips.
I live in one of those places. I'm not sure which.
ReplyDeletei've been in toxicated before, but i don't remember the place much ;)
ReplyDeletebet you've never used a dial either... a crocodial. or a key... a monkey :)
ReplyDeleteFunny...............
ReplyDeleteLOVE THIS!!!!!
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I've been in Cahoots: the drinks are watered down a bit too much, and the 'staff' aren't exactly A-list talent.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't recommend it.
LOL
ReplyDeleteroflmao
ReplyDeleteIn the UK, we have a similarly elusive place. It is called "Town Centre". Never has any place signs around it, lots of signposts heading towards it, and then.... nothing!!
ReplyDeleteI am in Sane all the time.
ReplyDeleteIt's so nice to have company! *giggles*
ReplyDeleteI like this LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm in Sane all the time too. I keep trying to stay away, but my kids are the ones that keep driving me there. I have got to take away their licenses and let them run out of gas.
ReplyDeleteYeah, me too. lol
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. I'm in Eqypt...in De Nile.
ReplyDelete*Looks up....looks down....."you both crack me up!" O wait, I have one, "Tipping is not a city in China." Posted on the cash register of one my fave places to eat, "Mother's Cafe", when I lived in Boulder, Colorado. They had another saying, on the wall, "God couldn't be everywhere at once, that's why he created mothers." Which is a fairly well-known saying; however this was said with tongue firmly in cheek, as the guys who owned & operated this place (delish food, btw) were a bunch of old bikers, and the word "mothers" took on a whole other meaning as applied to them! Lol ~ Actually they were really a nice bunch of guys who could "cook up a storm", and had great senses of humor to boot; it was always fun to eat there. They even had an old upright piano in there, that anyone could play if they felt in the mood to caress the keys, although "Mother's" also reserved the right to toss anyone out on their ear if the music was annoying to people.
ReplyDeletehad to come back to read it again, my friend.
ReplyDeleteMAKES ME GIGGLE ~
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